Tuesday, August 19, 2008

I heard you can lose some weight this way


CHICAGO -- A man who contends he got a 9-foot tapeworm after eating undercooked fish has sued a Chicago restaurant.

In the lawsuit filed Monday, Anthony Franz said he ordered salmon salad for lunch from Shaw's Crab House in 2006 and fell violently ill. He later passed the giant parasite, which a pathologist determined came from undercooked fish, such as salmon.

Franz's lawsuit seeks $100,000 from Shaw's and its parent company, Lettuce Entertain You Enterprises, contending the restaurant's staff was negligent in serving him improperly cooked fish.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Sigmund the Sea Monster


One of the most popular links on the CNN website last week was a story about a supposed "sea monster" which turned up on the shores of the Hampton's. I can just imagine Nancy North Shore poking this thing with a stick for an hour or so after her dog Muffy started chewing on it. I love that it has a beak AND a tuft of hair on its neck. My guess: a sea turtle without its shell. Thoughts? Discuss amongst yourselves...

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

The Voice of Reason

This has been the spring/summer where the term 'unretired' has come into our lexicon. The person who has improved our collective word bank is our beloved southern good-ol boy: Brett Favre. After his tearful departure in March, Packer Nation went through the process of grieving and moving on.

Starting a few weeks later, Favre decided half-heartedly, then wholeheartedly that he wanted to play football again. When it became apparent that the Packers' brain trust had seriously moved on with their plans to give 2005 first-round pick Aaron Rodgers a legitimate chance to see his skills before he left for free agency (his contract is up in 2009), Favre decided that he wanted to head to Minneapolis where he could play in the relative comfort of the Metrodome and play with his longtime golf buddy Ryan Longwell. When Packers' management said that wouldn't fly, Favre became petulant and started calling everyone out. He leaked private conversations, called out GM Ted Thompson for not hiring his buddy Mariucci, and not trading for malcontent Randy Moss. His interview with Greta VanSustern was a train wreck to watch. As my friend Kevin, a recovering alcoholic for the past 17 years simply said: "He's acting like an addict." Which, of course, makes sense.

Sense is what we've been seeking for the past several weeks. We were in Green Bay this week for our annual Lambeau Family Night with the kids and the scene was surreal. While the team was getting ready to take the field Sunday night, the monitors around the stadium were giving an O.J-esque blow-by-blow of Favre's plane landing and his getaway in an SUV. During the scrimmage, a camera panned the Favre-family suite and Deanna was displayed. Her quarterback husband, while not in the picture was somewhere in the suite out of camera eye. The whole thing made no sense to me, much less my 4-y-o, who asked me last week 'What is a diva'? He's been watching too much of the news.

Through this all, I've been waiting for Professor Bob McGinn to chime in on the situation. McGinn, for those who don't know, is one of the preeminent pro football writers in the country. The fact that he works for the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel, and that he covers the Packers makes him a state treasure that rivals Summerfest and the Madelaine Islands. If you haven't had the pleasure of reading McGinn's work, let me give you a rundown. His network of contacts throughout the NFL is astounding. He out-works everyone else in his field and his insights are spot-on. His detail is amazing and I would gladly pay him personally in order to read his daily stories during the football season.

In a column penned today, McGinn came out and said that the Packers made the right decision in moving on without No. 4. Here were some of the highlights:

Regarding the organization's perspective --

"From a purely football perspective, the organizational shift against Favre began that November night in Dallas, gained steam in the arctic cold of Soldier Field and became a blaze during Favre's pathetic second-half showing against the New York Giants with a Super Bowl there for the taking.

Just about everyone who counted in the football department reached the conclusion that Favre could never win another championship. His dismal playoff record in the past decade couldn't be overlooked. And the Packers concluded that it would be the mother of all mistakes if Aaron Rodgers got away without being properly evaluated as a starter..."

And this --

"Once Favre tearfully retired, the die was cast. The singular comment made by Favre on March 6 that remains etched indelibly was his admission that he really didn't want the ball in the clutch anymore.

After that, the Packers cut the cord, and rightly so. Favre had come across to most as an emotionally spent 38-year-old with nothing left athletically that he cared to give."


And finally --

"The Packers blame themselves for making some communication gaffes along the way, which they did. They gave away their motives by announcing plans far too early to retire Favre's jersey and to send him his locker. Ted Thompson hid behind too many no-comments.

But when the endgame is to remove a legend, there is no smooth way of doing it.

Favre went on to risk his future as a heroic figure in the state for perpetuity by his actions last month. All but calling Thompson a liar. Revealing intimate details of conversations with Thompson and McCarthy. Selling out offensive line coach James Campen after he went out of his way to help his old pal.

During one interview, Favre criticized Thompson for not interviewing his buddy, Steve Mariucci, for the job that went to McCarthy. After the horrendous job that Mariucci did in Detroit, Thompson would have been roasted for even considering Mariucci, let alone hiring him.

Those were just a few examples of Favre operating almost in a delusional state, hearing only what he wanted to hear and acting as if he was larger than the team."

I couldn't add anything more than that. Favre is probably the most exciting quarterback ever to play the position and his style and exuberance made easy to relate to and cherish. In the end though, no player is bigger than the franchise and the Packers have one 11 NFL Championships without him. We'll see how long it takes to win No. 13.